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Today: Sarah is too nice to the cellphone kiosk people, not getting screwed over, SAVE THE BABIES, interpretive dancing in a movie theater, getting paid to play in the Olympics, eating a bag of weed, 89 bags of crack on a penis, and thanks for listening all!
