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Today: Weekend recap, $160 ticket on Hawthorne (bastards), robot eyes, Comedy Competition, how the hell do you fix a lawnmower, Joey Chestnut – hot dog eating champ, Ron Artest Lifetime Movie, playbook post, Mr. Yummy vs. Mr. Whippy, deathday, penis ring, scalding water at Arby’s, and much thanks to Thomas Gill for all of his help! Tomorrow in-studio we’ll have Big Jim & Don Frost!
