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Today: the Gay Button, weird notes on Greg’s phone, birthday rules, Lindy and her column, Ball Talk, food fight, more boob jobs than anyone in Britain, shaking penis over dog feces, used enemas at CVS being returned, and thanks for listening! Word.
