Today: Greg and Sarah are starting to panic because neither really has any idea how to MC a beard competition, how does Greg impress the ladies, Octopuses are walking the earth now, Waffle House sausage, Greg predicts tonight's winner, and more - have a great day!
Today: Greg has a whole new bag of problems and it has made itself quite apparent in the form of his new Russian neighbors, what to do and what not to do, Bobby Brown and his ghost lovah, Robbie is a tattletale, kid goes to Prom with his favorite thing, the worst competition EVER, NHL finds a new home, and more - have a great day!
Today: Greg has found out for sure who his new neighbors really are, what to do now that he knows, legal peeping vs. being creepy, Running of the Goats turns into goats running away, ban on banana-eating, meth-laced Christmas cards, hugging-hoodies are a thing, Oh Canada, Kentucky Derby update, and more - have a great afternoon all!
Today: Greg decides to pretend to ruin something for Sarah by telling her a fake spoiler about the show she's watching and it makes her mad, wooden glasses and an electric guitar without an amp, Portlandia come to life, Pizza box made of pizza, angry chicken wings, Belly Button Beer, meddling time-traveler slash future President, and have a wonderful weekend all!
Today: Sarah worked the fancy private party and it was absolutely the complete opposite of an Eyes Wide Shut party, Crown Royal is the chosen drink, and Sarah is the hired help. We also interviewed Jen Kirkman (who will be at the Hollywood Theatre this weekend!) about coming to Portland, her new book, and more! Also today - kleptomaniac Mayor, chicken shells and rings, Spokane smashed bottles, message on a potato, new sports Lifetime movie, and have a great day!
Today: Sarah worked a strange event this weekend, what it's like to be a fly on the wall, can I have a glass of water please?, a lady goes on Maury Povich and looks just like a Presidential Candidate, Florida with trees, Bushbaby for a prostitute, Tom Brady's Deflate-gate is back, NBA Play-offs tonight, and announcement tomorrow - have a great day!
Today: Sarah is super duper excited because she found her new favorite bad good movie of all time, the worst plot that has ever existed, Greg and the battle of the shed, what is living in there?, smelly spray, drunken woman bull, always do a background check, NBA play-offs are happening, and more - have a great afternoon!
Today: Greg opens up about an issue that really bothers him, why does that in fact exist, world's first 'selfie' bench exists and it's ridiculous, drone-peepin, you can find $70,000 on the beach, Greg's spirit animal infiltrates a Walmart, a good-bye letter leaving a job, and more - have a great weekend all!
Today: Greg and the Great Burrito Olympics, he is the winner and does not see it as a good thing, Sarah's cover for Cemetery Dance Magazine came out yesterday and she's super duper excited about it, Greg in the NBA, underwear-stealing cat, how much is too much, potato chip soda, salami in pants, Easter Bunny fight, bet update, and more - ANNOUNCEMENT: Next Listener Party will be FRIDAY, JULY 22ND!! Have a great day all!
Today: Happy first show of 2016! Today we chatted about what we were up to during our break, Greg and his Mexico trip, massages and beers, fake fronts for prostitute houses, why won't the water work?, love you David Bowie, Labyrinth, no pants ride, don't kiss a snake, bedbug fire, Walmart Proposal, Taco diet, predictions, birthdays, and more - have a great afternoon all, we missed you!