Today's show: take me home tonight, Yakuza help, can I buy your dog?, creepy Brooklyn guy, dollar store gifts, bye to Stone & Gavin, Ball Talk, Blazers game, green sports, hockey hit, McDonald's marathon, Daniel Baldwins RAP SINGLE (not kidding, and neither is he), pole dancing for Jesus, and thanks to our new sponsor Green Earth House Cleaning!

Matt Cooke headshot:

Daniel Baldwin (aka Double D) rapping. Lord, help us all.