Today's show: KUFO meeting, Ritchie and Daniel Baldwin, bus stop harmonica man, Rebecca Black Friday, middle school dances, teenage awkwardness, Boyz II Men, Ball Talk, March Madness, all-woman World of Crazy including: feces-throwing, wedding arrest, hiring a hitman on a website, and a 92-year-old woman who just wants to be kissed. Goddamn, today was a lot of fun. Happy Thursday!

Sweet, sweet Helen: