Today: back from Vegas, metal ass, do not fly Spirit Airlines, plane whiskey, beer pong, are you a prostitute, craps, 14-inch hotdog, Tebrew love, Wheel of Fortune, drunk dirty mascots, dollar margaritas, plastic in my burger, Kobe's having a bad week, French Canadian hate, and Courtney Stodden is creepy. Thanks for listening!

Creepy Michael Jackson dude: