Today: Greg has absolutely no clue what to write on a baby shower card, Kenny B in-studio, Marvel the three-legged cat and a cat sound board, goal of 100,000 men, bracelets that let people know that you are single, and John Heffron in-studio talking goats, Carl and his birds, and more - have a great day!

Greg and his Africa-shaped sweat stain

John Heffron!