Past Episodes: January 2010

Funemployment Radio Episode 56

Lordy lord, it's Friday! Wow, last night was a long one.

So we did it! We met Daniel Baldwin! And he's going to come on Funemployment Radio sometime in the near future! And he was super cool! Okay, that's enough exclamation points. Last night we attended the Portland Music Awards at the Crystal Ballroom that features such celebrities as... Daniel Baldwin! And that's pretty much it. Lots of good music, met a lot of fantastic folks, and had many jello shot and had an all around good time. Today on the show we recapped the previous nights excursions, and talked about Jersey Shore, Taco Bell (I know, we are all class here), irish music, Daniel Baldwin, Ball Talk, a man kissing a chicken on a subway, a horrible Lady GaGa parody video, and Greg shaved his beard into a really creepy mustache called the Franz Joseph (Oh, and we recorded every rip-roaring second of it, folks). Yes, dreams can come true, and yours will today because you get to hear someone SHAVING THEIR BEARD IN REAL TIME! HOT DOG! Did I mention we met Daniel Baldwin?

Thanks for listening, have a fantastical weekend!!

Daniel Baldwin.

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Funemployment Radio Episode 55

It's Pammy's Day! And Sarah does not seem to want to ever part with her sequined dress.

Tonight Sarah will be representing Willamette Week (along with her buddy Jay Horton) at the PMA's... hosted by Daniel Baldwin! Ah, it's going to be glorious. And giving into the true team spirit, she is going to bring the Nibman himself to represent Funemployment Radio in the media room! Woo! Okay, I've had too much caffeine.

Okay, so today we spoke about tonight (of course), the Blazer game from last night, standing too close to cliffs, hiking (hmm), John Edwards, Lady GaGa, a slew of celebrity deaths (RIP Salinger, Zinn & Rubinstein), Jay Leno (douchebag), horrible athletes who beat their pregnant wives, and, of course, we talked about the man of the hour - Daniel Baldwin. At great length. I think that we have sealed the fact with the things we said today that we'll never have him on the show, but here's hoping! Greg is going to do whatever it takes to get him to be a guest when he meets him tonight. WHATEVER IT TAKES! Ew, not that.

Thanks for listening! We're off to get pretty for the festivities tonight, tune in tomorrow to hear about our shenanigans!

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Funemployment Radio Episode 54

Happy Wednesday, folks!

Today Greg tried to regain his manliness by telling stories of sky-diving and being in bands... and then he failed when we started talking about museums. And it was kind of awesome. We also covered Dong-gate 2010, as well as found out our pimp names, talked about Sarah being in the Willamette Week (check her out in the Head Out section!), beard talk, and also chatted about Charlie Sheen's crack-smoking wife (literally), Dustin Diamond reveals secrets about the cast of Saved by the Bell (there are some juicy ones), and we talk about our favorite artists. Seriously. Painty-kind, not singy-kind. We ended the show with a rousing chant to Nibler's manhood. Because, you know, he is quite manly.

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Funemployment Radio Episode 53

We like Tuesdays better than Mondays (minus the fact we had Aaron Duran on yesterday and he was awesome!)

Today we introduced our newest sponsor who we are super fucking stoked about, which is the B-Side Tavern on 6th and E. Burnside! Be sure to swing by there this Wednesday for their 4-year anniversary, where they'll have drink specials and a live DJ, and if any of you know Tanya and Joel stop by and say hi, you know how hard they've worked to make this the raddest bar ever! Okay, I digress - today we also had many conversations about yes, Lady GaGa, the Portland Music Awards (which Sarah is doing red carpet interviews for the Willamette Week for!), Greg Oden's Dong (no, not a new band in town), voting, pregnant man, JWoww, Battlestar (of course, sorry to you folks that have already watched it!), Tiger Woods, Tila Tequila (ugh), and a fantastical karaoke song that we've both been obsessed with for awhile but were too nervous to sing. We got over the nerves and sang it today. It was terrible.

Hope you all are having a fantastic day in the semi-sun (if you're in Portland!). We'll see your pretty faces tomorrow. That's right. We can watch you while you listen. Don't be afraid. I like your shirt..

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Funemployment Radio Episode 52

Good Monday to you all!

This weekend was the zombie ball at Dublin Down and it was fantastical! Thanks to all of you fabulous folks who came out to hang out in amazing costumes, we had so much fun and hope you all did as well! After giving a wrap-up of our weekends goings-on we chatted about Battlestar Galactica (of course), Dead Like Me, Outlook Portland (we were on it yesterday!), Aaron Duran from Geek in the City came in to talk to us in his usual inappropriate manor including telling one of the most horrific stories we've EVER heard. Holy crap. We also sang some karaoke inspired by said Aaron Duran story, and had a brand new Ball Talk where Greg had to admit that he was wrong on his picks for the NFL this past weekend. In entertainment news there were two (semi) celebrities who were arrested over the weekend, plus an update on the never-ending Tiger Woods saga that is pretty hilarious.

As always, thanks for listening! We'll chat with you tomorrow :)

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Funemployment Radio Episode 51

Wow. This is exactly what I thought it would be.

Today is a drunken shit show. A good show, but a shit show. We started off talking about Sarah's recent single-dom (as of yesterday), and then it deviated into crazy ex-relationship stories and talk of Sarah's awesome new project. We then welcomed the crazy folks from Dublin Down, and talked about Warped Tour, throwing up, and crazy drunkenness. Also, we had Ball Talk where the Nibman regaled us with tales of crazy sportsman, and Sarah had shitshow news about a woman biting her sister's nose off, and an obsessed woman posting billboards trying to get her boyfriend back. Really.

Thanks for listening! We are intoxicated and ready for the weekend, woo! Hope to see you at the Zombie Ball tomorrow night; look for zombie PeeWee and Jem and we'll do shots! Fuck yeah! Oh, and if you heard about it on Funemployment Radio and let the bartender know you get a free irish car bomb! Seriously. It's kind of awesome.

Thanks for listening! We love you long time.

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Funemployment Radio Episode 50

I cannot stop laughing, holy shit. Okay, get yourself together, Sarah.

Today we talked about bowling (last night was a big competition, Snookie vs. The Situation), lazer tag (Nibler vs. Nibler), and creepy stripclubs all around town - and Nibler has been to most of them. We had Ball Talk with predictions and a tale of a Big Baby, a story about a chicken licker, talked about John Denver, being kicked out of bars, Heidi Montag and her freak face, muppets, Two and half men (really), and had the goddamn most hilarious karaoke segment EVER. Nibler is an evil genius. Be very afraid of him.

Oh, and don't forget that tomorrow we're having Brandon and Tommy in from Dublin Down to hang out with us to make sure we're hung over for the Zombie Ball that is happening this Saturday! Lordy lord, tomorrow is going to be crazy.

As always, thanks for listening! And please, if you only have a few minutes to listen to the show today I must advise to skip to near the end to hear Nibler's song he sings. It is, quite possibly, the funniest thing I've ever heard. Adios!

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Funemployment Radio Episode 49

It's a fantastical Wednesday, and we finished early to go get ourselves some Big-Ass Sandwiches! So excited and hungry, if you haven't checked it out before today should be the day, because they are donating 100% of their proceeds and tips to Mercy Corps! God bless the Woods. God bless them every one.

Our contribution for the better of mankind for the day? Hilarity! Kind of. We started off talking about calling in sick to work (supposedly people with the name Sarah are #1 for females faking being sick... Bullshit, I say!), then onto the show Hoarders where Sarah confessed what she personally 'hoards' (that's such a creepy-sounding word). Greg confessed his hoarding past, and then we moved on to Ball Talk that specifically dealt with Scottie Pippen and little people, and lots of butts. Literal butts. It was kind of a pervy Ball Talk. Sarah had creepy news including a guy sawing his own legs off, and a creature found off the coast of New York with a strange feature. We then took the GREATEST QUIZ EVER (thanks, Nick!), and wrapped it all up with talks of our zombie costumes. Nibs found his PeeWee costume and he's good to go for the Dublin Down on Saturday; Sarah is still in pursuit of a Jem costume. We are weird.

Thanks for listening friends, we're off to downtown to eat sandwiches with cheese and fries on them!! Word.

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Funemployment Radio Episode 48

Hello friends!

Today we were a bit discombobulated since Sarah has construction workers next to her house that start at 7AM every goddamn morning! (grr... sorry for the anger) That led into discussions about noise complaints (which we are both guilty of), creepy tunnels under cities, mole people, Teen Mom (of course), Ball Talk with lots of snowboarding news, entertainment news featuring a shitshow of reality stars.. including one who did enough plastic surgery to herself to look like a cylon. I mean, robot. We also talked about Big Ass-Sandwiches, who tomorrow are donating 100% of their profits (and tips!) toward the Mercy Corps tomorrow, so swing by and get a sandwich and say hi to Lisa and Brian! Also, we're we're getting prepared for the big zombie ball this Saturday at the Dublin Down - we're going on a shopping trip now to pick up our costumes, we are so excited!

As always, thanks for tuning in you fine folks. Have a great Tuesday, we're off to get zombie costumes!

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Funemployment Radio Episode 47

Good MLK day to you all!

Like many of you fine folks, we, too are working on this mighty fine holiday. We can't take Monday's off, because, of course, have Aaron Duran in to derail everything - and it was glorious! We talked about our weekends excursions, as well as going to punk rock shows (and getting into fights), ghosts and ghost stories (of course), horrific stories including a WOMAN BREASTFEEDING A CAT, Greg gloats about picking the final four for the NFL, and us saying some of the worst shit that we've ever said in our lives. Seriously. I feel dirty about today.

Thanks for listening! We love you long time, and we'll talk to ya tomorrow!

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