Today: Sarah and the recap of the birthday party in Seattle, being the weirdo and a screaming child, bizzaro mom, fear of elevators and things that happen, delicious chicken bouquets, don't use Uber to cheat and blame them, Blazers trade and more - also don't forget to get your taxes done - give Gilbert from H&R Block a call at 503.233.0447 and get them done quick & efficiently! Have a great day!