Today: Greg and his Bibby, Sarah is still traumatized about something and keeps dreaming about it, get a job as a Christmas-light untangler, there is not a snake in there, online teenagers and their secret language, Greg's predictions for the weekend, and Dr. Science makes his (not) triumphant return - have a great weekend!
Today: Greg is permanently mentally scarred by something that happened this morning, pain and discombobulation, Doug & Kenda's wedding re-cap, officiating the ceremony, biker bar record screech, a wizard and his gorillas, shooting loved ones to the moon, dog DUI, Rihanna's not having it, goring, trophies for everyone, and more - have a great day!
Today: Greg purchased the largest sandwich in the history of sandwiches and cares a bit too deeply for it, bow staff fighting and walking on stilts, stand-up marriage jokes are terrible, Octopuses are aliens, don't dress up like a bear and chase actual bears, People Beaters, underground treasure-hunting metal-detecting band of riff raff, E.T. Brady, & have a good weekend!
Today: Greg got a photo radar speeding ticket and it is the greatest picture that Sarah has ever seen, what constitutes a 'bad boy', is this the downfall of Greg, prison Greg and a shaved head, a review of 'Nightmare at Nibler's' courtesy of Cemetery Dance!, Jesus is never going to pay for you seafood buffet tab, affection for poultry, Next Adventure, and congratulations to Chris who won a pair of passes to Project Pabst happening this weekend!
Today: Sarah and wrestling, Gregslist and possible jobs, Cobra janitor, husbanding an aquarium, online relationship goes wrong, TSA groping, OSU library girl, pregnant 65-year-old woman, Cookie Monster grabbing, crane-climbing, Ghana football team has a problem, Jordan Spieth, and more - have a great day!
Today: Greg has created something he'd like to call '#lieday', Pink Floyd and the A-Team, working at the museum and the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, Sarah saw the Blue Man Group, Ball talk, rapper really doesn't like Kevin Durant, Pee-Wee bike sold, Niceville Florida and Trailer Park Boys, Australian dog saved by vodka, Justin Bieber is a douche, and more - have a great Monday!
Today: Greg cannot stop himself from eating free food, Sarah watches bad TV so you don't have to, idea for a Timbers song, Bowlo de Super, no cuddling beating, don't put your gun in your waistband, eating for money, happier meal, that's not a stripper that's a police officer and more - thanks for listening! Also, be sure to check out Tim Riley's new business Office Break Gifts, perfect for Valentine's Day or anytime!