Today: Greg is approaching his 39th year, what advice would he give to someone in their 20s, adult juice boxes and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, Tinder for dogs, never let a model fly a plane, the pirate didn't do anything wrong, man tries desperately (not Greg) to become Superman, big changes for the Portland Trail Blazers, and more - have a great afternoon all!
Today: Greg has had a realization about something about himself, are dark shorts the solution to the problem, Next Door app is for busybodies and apparently Greg Nibler, Sarah has no interest in participating, weird neighbor, this is not a Disney movie, mud run goes bad, don't cut a cake cut a fish, don't eat your (or other peoples) hair, bye Lamarcus?, and have a great afternoon!
Today: Today starts Greg's birthday week and he's got some thoughts about it, no such thing as a Birthday Week, Secret PeeWee shirt gift, Metal Detector man at the beach, Chip Party, Aliens (might) exist, don't mess with a beaver dam, Florida Man Mr. Oranges, Shabani the Hunky Gorilla, Timbers win, Women's World Cup, Bike Gallery, and have a great Monday!
Today: Sarah gives Greg a metal detector for his birthday and it's everything he's ever wanted, has Greg fully transformed into the 'old man', Beach weekend adventures and pillow fights (no), Treasure Hunter Clubs, lingo and can slaw, Dustin Diamond heading to jail, don't pee in the mall, don't make eye contact with your neighbors through the window, and have a great weekend!
Today: Greg went to a class and met the most amazing woman, when was liquor invented, Sarah and her first day at Big-Ass Sandwiches, you don't want to know why your eyes are red, man thinks he's Superman - with a catch, Port St. Lucie woman and a pencil, match made in heaven, "The Watcher", Batum is gone and more changes are to come, and have a great afternoon all!
Today: Sarah has a doppelganger running around Portland and apparently she's rude, the tale of the $1 tip on the $89 tab, what to do in that situation, Puffy Daddy & Little Daddy, underground old-meat market in China, goat beauty pageant, toad-licking in Indiana, and Sarah gives her review of Lifetime's new movie A DEADLY ADOPTION. Thanks for listening, have a great afternoon!
Today: Christmas in June, really how early is too early, reverse send email, pregant 92-year-old woman, skinny jeans are a danger to society, British man with Dwarfism claims to be a Dalek, and Xua (from Swahili) and Gina (from Holocene) joined us in-studio to talk about their show happening this weekend - it sounds like it's going to be magical! Have a great day all!
Today: Greg and the tale of the Park Blocks, Meth Wendy and the lost boys, light saber guy, Rascal-racing woman, is that Sarah in the future?, Wikipedia in book form, our Wikipedia pages, stealing 131 pairs of underwear, carrot-juice beer, beating someone with a rake, Johnny Football doesn't want to be Johnny Football, Sarah got Greg a super cool birthday present, and have a great afternoon!
Today: Somebody signed up Greg to a mailing list and he doesn't know who did it, what Jebbing is, real vs. fake Donald Trump, you can make $35,000 selling a part of yourself, cat videos scientifically make you happier, just because it looks like it a bowling ball is not a bomb, don't eat concrete, Warriors win the finals, Sarah's eye is better, and have a great afternoon!
Today: Sarah and her wierd eye, oh dear lord is it happening all over again?, Greg and the rumor-spreading Tristan, declaration of Airplane Etiquette, end of the world is near, Blood moons, Donald Trump wants to run the country because he is rich, iced tea isn't worth it, LIFETIME IS MAKING A 90210 MOVIE (Sarah's not excited at all), and NBA Finals tonight - have a great day!