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2033: HUMP!

Today: Greg and Sarah are getting ready to emcee the Rose City Beard & Mustache Competition this weekend and Greg decides to try and take it over, wires and Anything Goes, the rules of running a good festival, what kind of beardo are you, and our friend Bri Brey from the Portland Mercury joined us […]

2032: RUSSIAN METH VAMPIRE

Today: We had our pal (SPOILERS) Aaron Duran in to talk about rat kingdoms, hauntings, making beer, and much more – also today: do not steal toes from a Body Worlds Exhibit, when it’s already over might as well finish the beer, The Bothell Hell House is a thing, World Cup update, psychic animals, and […]

2030: REALITY GREG

Today: Greg has decided that he is living inside of his own version of the Truman Show, this doesn’t seem like my meth, mowing lawns across the country, another psychic animal, and more – have a great day all!

2021: TWIN GEEKS

Today: Sarah is heading up north to a brewfest with her Dad this weekend and they are going to where the pilot episode of Twin Peaks was filmed and she is beside herself with excitement, what Greg thinks it’s about and what it really is, baseball might indeed be coming to Portland, and more – […]

2020: SWEET DREAMS

Today: Greg has a strange experience and decided to write about it, the child and the resort and the magical pictures, what does water mean, unbearable body odor, meat candles that you can buy, the mystery of the Loch Ness monster gets closer to being solved, and more – have a great afternoon friends! Don’t […]

2019: CUPHOLDER

Today: Greg had quite the accomplishment this weekend at the movies, the audiobook we narrated is now on sale at Audible – get your copy today! – also today: Spam recall, cheese rolling in Britain, giant Gin and Juice, Florida Captain Kirk, Chrystal Methvin is a real person, NFL Golden Misfits, the drama of the […]

2019: CUP HOLDER

Today: Greg had quite the accomplishment this weekend at the movies, the audiobook we narrated is now on sale at Audible – get your copy today! – also today: Spam recall, cheese rolling in Britain, giant Gin and Juice, Florida Captain Kirk, Chrystal Methvin is a real person, NFL Golden Misfits, the drama of the […]

2016: MAYOR NIBLER

Today: We start off joking about something but then it’s quickly realized that this is actually a dream of Gregs, what would his platform be and no construction day, going to Catholic school and free dress day, cops stealing from Walmart, grown man won’t move out of his parents house, and more – have a […]

2012: THE ROYAL WEDDING

Today: Greg and Sarah are kind of confused as to why a royal wedding is a big deal, what it means and how British people see it, weird branded items for the occasion, parrot fight, NYC spaceship condo, free butler, Michael Jordan, and more – have a great afternoon friends! 

2011: YANNY LAUREL

Today: Of course since it’s the thing that everyone is talking about we had to touch on the Yanny/Laurel debate, we both hear yanny then Sarah’s opinion changes, why does it work like that, VW’s best selling item isn’t a car, spicy whisky, snake pants, a terrible customer, baseball drug use, and more – have […]