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2190: PIZZA WEEK!

Today: Greg has some construction going on in front of his house and wants to make a time capsule, what would you want to put in it and pranking the future, and our pal Bri Brey from the Portland Mercury visits to talk all things Portland Pizza Week, exploring the city, and the Spliff Film […]

2067: BURGER WEEK

Today: Greg embarrassed Sarah with his strange eating habits, Burger Week etiquette and cleaning your plate, free McDonald’s for 50 years, stolen truck of ramen, update on the Pooperintendent, and more – have a great afternoon friends!

2036: SERIAL MUSTACHE

Today: Greg and Sarah had a very Portlandy weekend full of Portland things, what it’s like going to the HUMP! film festival for the first time, the butter one, MCing the Rose City Beard & Mustache competition, rules of MCing and what not to do, international game of tag, hot dog water, World Cup, and […]

2035: FOOD MONSTER

Today: You are who people think you are on the internet so therefore Sarah is a monster that eats garbage food and is okay with that, don’t swing too far back the other way, Guinness Record for EVERYTHING, don’t give your ID if you’re robbing a bank (and don’t rob a bank), don’t drink that, […]

1930: SARAH X DOPPELGANGER

Today: Someone let Sarah know that they found her doppelganger, who the heck is she and where can we find her, is she good or evil, chewing fears and it’s actually a thing, rats on a plane, talking tattoo, new whitening treatment, selfieccino, Mariners long losing streak, and more – have a great day all! […]

1929: I, ANONYMOUS

Today: Greg and Sarah are doing the Portland Mercury’s I, Anonymous show tonight and Sarah is a bit freaked out, how does one actually do an I, Anonymous show, Oregon is still a gas-pumping laughing stock, secret Cadbury eggs, raw water is a gross thing, Greg finds a terrible song, and more – have a […]

1926: AUNTIE MEATBALL

Today: Sarah’s niece has a new nickname for her, eating contests and how would we do, always trust your barbur, don’t call 911 over the size of your crabs, you can get paid to be a mermaid, a mans fear of a Taz toupee, new Ball Talk music search, and we’ll both be on the […]