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2870: THANK YOU?

Today: Greg doesn’t know how to respond when people talk about Bowie, white wolf of the neighborhood, Sarah and her love of everything 90s and Christopher Pike, grenades in Newport and a Squatch Watch, and have an awesome day!

2636: TRUMAN DELUSION

Today: Greg is kind of jealous of the 18 year old kid who got to go to space, would you if you could, The Truman complex, space phallus, tooth removal, Squatch Watch, NBA Finals, and more – have a great afternoon!

2588: WHAT’S IN THE BOX?

Today: Greg and Sarah went to the PO Box and got some amazing gifts – also, thank you so much to everyone who listens to us, that is a gift every day! Also today – move to West Virginia for money, robot pizza, dummy ski contest, and more – have a wonderful afternoon! 

2358: EMERGENCY KITCH

Today: Greg has realized he is very ill-prepared for the upcoming big one, becoming a Jeep guy and to wear a sweater or a sleeveless t-shirt, cheese pizza breaks record, radio signals inside the walls and hearing voices, woman calls 911 because parents took phone, a Squatch Watch, and more – have a great day […]

2200: HOLES

Today: Greg thinks that his lack of condiments makes his life easier but it’s the opposite, old popcorn and stomach aches, Holes and Risk and video games oh my, don’t apply for a job where you stole from, stabbing for sobriety, true friends pretend to be detectives, Squatch Watch, and more – have a great […]

1956: MIXED MEDICATIONS

Today: Sarah and the story of the crazy lady on the bus, going to Seattle and oh my gosh the Jim Henson exhibit was the coolest thing ever, Greg doesn’t know who Bert & Ernie are, KFC running out of chicken, bad airplane, forward or backward, Fergie sings just the worst version of the National […]