Today: Sarah cut her nose while she was sleeping and now she has to have an excuse for it, what possible way can you make it sound at all normal, weird conversations with people, Peep-eating contest, 500-foot high pool (no), Scorpion Salad, always hit your own button, and Greg makes his NHL prediction - have a great afternoon!
Today: Sarah went to the coast and found the sadness witching hour in a casino, Greg and the tale of going Code Green, our pal Matt (brother of the late Andrew Loomis of Dead Moon) came in to hang out, pay to stay in a murderer's house, gangster turkeys run amok in Jersey, Wisconsin stripper, battle over crab legs, conclusion to the TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS and more - have a great afternoon all!
Today: Greg had a nightmare of a morning and recaps it, going to Gresham and having strange hands in your mouth, anything but the sucky thingie, lights full of bugs, half a million for a palm reader, people think Judge Judy is on the Supreme Court, hangover-free alcohol, Nessie's house, Tennis gambling update, terrible song, and more - have a wonderful afternoon!
Today: Greg won a prize at a holiday contest and he is really excited about it, Sarah and her cater waiter job, being rich and gambling, Port St. Lucie man in trouble, don't steal tvs and then drop them on your face, how to find your true love on Tinder, the history of basketball and more!
Today: Today starts Greg's birthday week and he's got some thoughts about it, no such thing as a Birthday Week, Secret PeeWee shirt gift, Metal Detector man at the beach, Chip Party, Aliens (might) exist, don't mess with a beaver dam, Florida Man Mr. Oranges, Shabani the Hunky Gorilla, Timbers win, Women's World Cup, Bike Gallery, and have a great Monday!