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Greg Nibler and Sarah X Dylan host    Funemployment Radio™, a show that came into existence after they, too, landed in the realm of the unemployed. From day-drinking to sports news to karaoke to awesome guests, there's always something fun to listen to!

Whether you are employed, unemployed, or funemployed, crack open a beer and listen to two friends b.s. their way through just another day in paradise!


Funemployment Radio Episode 82

March 9th, 2010

 

Good Tuesday to you fine folks! Today Greg and Sarah started the show with Butters talk, and the weird stuff that she’s eating in the backyard. Oh yes, it is as exciting as it sounds. Also, Greg’s neighbors window looks into his bathroom, and Sarah found that out the hard way today. We then tried to find new words for our lexicon since we’ve been informed that Greg says “awesome” too much and Sarah’s always saying “epic”. We have since found replacement words. Wow, it a lot funnier than it reads ☺

Nibs had Ball Talk about Channing Frye, sexy text messages, and blasphemy, and Sarah had sh*tshow news about a woman selling bottled spirits (the dead kind, not the drinky kind), paying for crack with Monopoly money, and a lady who got into a car accident – wait for it – while shaving her vagina.

We had Brian in from the Punk Group with a world premiere of their new song called “Roy Assburn”, and it is glorious, and heard only on Funemployment Radio!

Thanks for listening friends, we’ll catch ya on the flipside.

ADDITIONAL SHOW STUFF:

The video for "Fat Girls on bicycles", courtesy of

The Punk Group: The Punk Group: Fat Girls on Bicycles

Atom.com: Funny Videos | Other | Funny Animations
 


Funemployment Radio Episode 81

March 8th, 2010

 

Hope you all had great weekends! Today’s show started with a recap of what we did over the weekend, which consisted of us spending hours sitting in the Nibman’s backyard after Friday’s show drinking beer and eating pizza – it was glorious. Sarah joined a softball team (they had their first practice on Saturday and she can still hardly move) and Greg spent time in the sun with his family wandering around the Lone Fir Cemetary.

Aaron Duran came in wielding, I shit you not, a sword, a drinking horn, and a copy of Joe Pesci’s alter-ego’s rap album. Oh, and a bottle of home-made meade. We love Aaron. We chatted about the history of the Lone Fir Cemetary, as well as the stories behind some of the folks that are buried there (there are some pretty messed-up stories!). Greg had Ball Talk with speaks of hurt Blazers, taunting Duke fans, Tim Tebow, and a love triangle. Awesome.

Sarah then had her post-Oscar wrap-up where we all discussed the happenings last night, including horrible dresses, an actor throwing a temper tantrum, and a drunk old white lady interrupting a dude’s acceptance speech. Yes, it was as glorious and awkward as it sounds.

Thanks for listening, we’ll be back tomorrow with special guest Brian from The Punk Group!

ADDITIONAL SHOW STUFF:

The most awkward Oscars interruption EVER:

Sarah with Aaron's sword:
Greg with sword:
Aaron with his drinking horn!
 


Funemployment Radio Episode 80

March 5th, 2010

 

Happy Friday, friends! Wow, so today Nibman and Sarah decided to drink malt liquor and have a show. And it. Was. AWESOME! Depending on your definition of awesome.

Today we spoke about Nibs getting new headshots, Rodney Dangerfield, sweatpants, chat roulette (of course), soft ball, malt liquor, and Tonya Harding. Really.

Nibman had Ball Talk about an athlete being molesty, someone stealing a car, and girls wrestling in cole slaw. Sarah’s Entertainment News consisted of Avatar, Tiger Woods doing what he does best (not golf; being a douchebag), and a naked woman tied to a tree.

We ended with an awesome DIO karaoke song since, of course, it’s metal Friday. Have a good weekend, guys!

ADDITIONAL SHOW STUFF:

Slutty girls cole slaw wrestling!  

Bob Johnson In Chat Roulette:

Bob Johnson Continued:

 


 

Funemployment Radio Episode 79

March 4th, 2010

 

Good Thursday to you! Today’s show started off with chat about, what do you know, David Hasselhoff! We also talked about Navy teeth (Sarah insists they are a real thing), chat roulette, George Lopez (thief), OMSI after-dark, and Patrick Swayze.

Nibs had a brand-new Ball Talk where he talked about eye-gouging, cheerleaders having to be maced, and the Blazers kicking much ass last night, and Sarah’s Entertainment News included Dr. Drew having a stalker (and a super creepy one at that), a magical ‘little people’ kingdom that’s been made in China, and Johnny Depp’s lady friend does not want him anywhere near Angelina Jolie and her magical vagina.

We ended the show with a little bit of Ronnie and Sammi Sweetheart reading movie scripts, and this particular movie is Sarah’s favorite ever!

Thanks for listening, tomorrow’s Friday, woo!

ADDITIONAL SHOW STUFF:

Here's a girl getting punched in the face at an NCAA Women's game:

...and here is the most disturbing picture you'll see today (maybe). I give you: eyeball gouging

 


 

Funemployment Radio Episode 78

March 3rd, 2010

 

Today we discovered the glory – that is – chatroulette.com! Yes, both Billie Starship and Bob Johnson made cameos on it, saw a few penis’ (kind of weird) and Bob made friends with a hot Swedish girl. But there was more to the show, oh yes! Today we also chatted about the douchebags on the Real World, how movies that totally spam you every five seconds when you want to watch a TV show make you NOT want to see them, and the movie Quarantine.

Nibs had Ball Talk where he talked about the Blazers getting a new player, a drunk golfer seeking revenge, and Don Cherry – if you don’t know who he is, google him – he is awesome! Sarah had Entertainment News including Michael Jackson’s kids, Naomi Campbell beating yet another human being, and a disturbing story about how most department stores repackage and sell used underwear. Fucking GROSS.

The chatroulette with Bob Johnson took up the rest of the show, and my lord, it is pretty hilarious. Let’s just say Nibs channeled his inner-hick, and made a lot of new friends all over the world.

Thanks for listening, folks!

ADDITIONAL SHOW STUFF:

Disturbing story about Department stores accepting USED panties and reselling them! Ick. :

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Billie Starship Tries Out ChatRoulette:  

 

 

Bob Johnson Weighs In On Chat Roulette: