Today: Greg and his creepy staring, man-hating women and their poems, there is actually a website called mensuck.com, Rally Squirrel Song, why run the marathon when I can just take the bus?, and tips to make your man not leave you. Have a great day folks!

Today: Sarah was a talking head for a national cable show, Greg has road-rage, when should you honk your horn, our friend Scott Dally in-studio, GEEKING OUT ABOUT TWIN PEAKS FOR QUITE SOME TIME, David Lynch, American Horror Story, Six Feet Under, Deadwood, Podcast Awards, and thanks for listening! word.

Today: Sarah's last show as a 30-year-old, NKOTB sweatshirt from the 80s from Greg!, pretending to be Canadian, Spanish coffee at Hubers, Big-Ass Sandwiches, inside the mind of a hooker, Kenny B, what is Kenny's love price?, Greg's predictions, and a potato growing out of a vagina. Have a great weekend, all! Sarah and her presents!

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...and here is the Mermaid/Whale/it's not fat it's wisdom poem by Delphine Fieberg: A while back, at the entrance of a gym, there was a picture of a very thin and beautiful woman. The caption was "This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?" The story goes, a woman (of clothing size unknown) answered the following way: "Dear people, whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, seals, curious humans), they are sexually active and raise their children with great tenderness. They entertain like crazy with dolphins and eat lots of prawns. They swim all day and travel to fantastic places like Patagonia, the Barents Sea or the coral reefs of Polynesia. They sing incredibly well and sometimes even are on cds. They are impressive and dearly loved animals, which everyone defend and admires. Mermaids do not exist. But if they existed, they would line up to see a psychologist because of a problem of split personality: woman or fish? They would have no sex life and could not bear children. Yes, they would be lovely, but lonely and sad. And, who wants a girl that smells like fish by his side? Without a doubt, I'd rather be a whale. At a time when the media tells us that only thin is beautiful, I prefer to eat ice cream with my kids, to have dinner with my husband, to eat and drink and have fun with my friends. We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies. We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated. Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: "How amazing am I ?! " Last comment: I'm not putting down thin people, being a thin woman myself (BMI of 22 maybe?) just saying that being large doesn't equate to being unattractive.

Today: Sarah's adventure at the DMV with crackhead schizophrenic crazy people, Steve Jobs passed away, what is Occupy Wall Street, and then a cavalcade of crazy with Jen Lane from Barfly Magazine, Jedediah from Portlandia, owner of Voodoo Donut Tres Shannon, amazing duct-tape artist Miss Mona Superhero, and Portland's Elvis! Wow. Thanks for listening!