Past Episodes: 2011

Funemployment Radio Episode 474

Today: Many thanks to Leah for the awesome mugs!!, la cucaracha, Ouija board, Aaron Duran, is Sharky dead?, zombie food, geography quiz, Halloween costumes, Preggie pops, angry coaches, cupcake throwing, Mr. Grinch underwear, cutting off your arm, cancer perfume, rubber sidewalk, Special Ed asshole teacher, and scissor penis. Thanks for listening!

Special Ed teacher:

Funemployment Radio Episode 473

Today: free food and booze, Greg can't stop singing, Christina Perry, Sarah's 13 little friends, reptile horror stories, interview with the Sklar Brothers!, Sportlandia, Greg and his "predictions", a very special guest, and have a great and fun weekend everybody!!

Funemployment Radio Episode 472

Today: Greg and his creepy staring, man-hating women and their poems, there is actually a website called mensuck.com, Rally Squirrel Song, why run the marathon when I can just take the bus?, and tips to make your man not leave you. Have a great day folks!

Funemployment Radio Episode 471

Today: Riding on the bus, crazy people, accosted on the street, clipboard people, Kristine Levine and Big Jim in-studio, porn clerk talk, finding a dead guy, comedy in Portland, porn store etiquette, Christian comedy, and wow - this is definitely not safe for work (in a good way!)

Funemployment Radio Episode 470

Today: Sarah was a talking head for a national cable show, Greg has road-rage, when should you honk your horn, our friend Scott Dally in-studio, GEEKING OUT ABOUT TWIN PEAKS FOR QUITE SOME TIME, David Lynch, American Horror Story, Six Feet Under, Deadwood, Podcast Awards, and thanks for listening! word.

Funemployment Radio Episode 469

Today: Occupy Portland, horrific bathroom story, Sarah's birthday, allergies, Greg was a sickly child, profanity in baseball, death of a Raider, bus covered in feces, bad tipper in Seattle, and thanks for listening!

Funemployment Radio Episode 468

Today: Sarah's last show as a 30-year-old, NKOTB sweatshirt from the 80s from Greg!, pretending to be Canadian, Spanish coffee at Hubers, Big-Ass Sandwiches, inside the mind of a hooker, Kenny B, what is Kenny's love price?, Greg's predictions, and a potato growing out of a vagina. Have a great weekend, all!

Sarah and her presents!

VIDEO: Dancing With the Stars -- The Nancy Grace Fart Mystery

...and here is the Mermaid/Whale/it's not fat it's wisdom poem by Delphine Fieberg:

A while back, at the entrance of a gym, there was a picture of a very thin and beautiful woman. The caption was "This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?"

The story goes, a woman (of clothing size unknown) answered the following way:

"Dear people, whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, seals, curious humans), they are sexually active and raise their children with great tenderness.
They entertain like crazy with dolphins and eat lots of prawns. They swim all day and travel to fantastic places like Patagonia, the Barents Sea or the coral reefs of Polynesia.
They sing incredibly well and sometimes even are on cds. They are impressive and dearly loved animals, which everyone defend and admires.

Mermaids do not exist.

But if they existed, they would line up to see a psychologist because of a problem of split personality: woman or fish?
They would have no sex life and could not bear children.
Yes, they would be lovely, but lonely and sad.
And, who wants a girl that smells like fish by his side?

Without a doubt, I'd rather be a whale.

At a time when the media tells us that only thin is beautiful, I prefer to eat ice cream with my kids, to have dinner with my husband, to eat and drink and have fun with my friends.

We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies.
We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated.
Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: "How amazing am I ?! "

Last comment: I'm not putting down thin people, being a thin woman myself (BMI of 22 maybe?) just saying that being large doesn't equate to being unattractive.

Funemployment Radio Episode 467

Today: did you know that when women gain weight it's actually wisdom and knowledge? Nancy Grace farts on live television, Mermaids vs. Whales, Anthony Jeselnik in-studio talking about being on the Charlie Sheen Roast, Hank Williams is unemployed, Megan McNutt - a special report, and be careful out there today folks, it's going to be a crazy one. Cheers!

VIDEO: Dancing With the Stars -- The Nancy Grace Fart Mystery

...and here is the Mermaid/Whale/it's not fat it's wisdom poem by Delphine Fieberg:

A while back, at the entrance of a gym, there was a picture of a very thin and beautiful woman. The caption was "This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?"

The story goes, a woman (of clothing size unknown) answered the following way:

"Dear people, whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, seals, curious humans), they are sexually active and raise their children with great tenderness.
They entertain like crazy with dolphins and eat lots of prawns. They swim all day and travel to fantastic places like Patagonia, the Barents Sea or the coral reefs of Polynesia.
They sing incredibly well and sometimes even are on cds. They are impressive and dearly loved animals, which everyone defend and admires.

Mermaids do not exist.

But if they existed, they would line up to see a psychologist because of a problem of split personality: woman or fish?
They would have no sex life and could not bear children.
Yes, they would be lovely, but lonely and sad.
And, who wants a girl that smells like fish by his side?

Without a doubt, I'd rather be a whale.

At a time when the media tells us that only thin is beautiful, I prefer to eat ice cream with my kids, to have dinner with my husband, to eat and drink and have fun with my friends.

We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies.
We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated.
Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: "How amazing am I ?! "

Last comment: I'm not putting down thin people, being a thin woman myself (BMI of 22 maybe?) just saying that being large doesn't equate to being unattractive.

Funemployment Radio Episode 466

Today: Sarah's adventure at the DMV with crackhead schizophrenic crazy people, Steve Jobs passed away, what is Occupy Wall Street, and then a cavalcade of crazy with Jen Lane from Barfly Magazine, Jedediah from Portlandia, owner of Voodoo Donut Tres Shannon, amazing duct-tape artist Miss Mona Superhero, and Portland's Elvis! Wow. Thanks for listening!

Funemployment Radio Episode 465

Today: oh sweet lord- Greg's ghost is back, Sarah cleaned her very gross kitchen, the Usual Suspects lesser-known quotes, skateboarding cover-up, stolen tractor tasing, Detroit Lions Booty Bus, and the Daily Mail done messed up real good. Good day! I SAID GOOD DAY

Greg as a young buck

Sarah rockin her DARE shirt

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