Today: Sarah and her worry rock, Greg and the little dolls underneath his pillow, teaching the worst dance in the history of dances, Biketown is the new Car2go, fighting off a burglar with bacon, someone is living in my attic, there is a Pokemon Go dating service (really), and more - LISTENER PARTY TOMORROW NIGHT! HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL THERE!!!
Today: Of course Greg has waited until the last minute to figure out what he's going to wear to the Funemployment Radio Prom, what look would be best, grunge would be lazy for him, mayo spill in Canadia, be creepy and own Marilyn's hair, a Florida man and a Florida woman, Olympics are bad, and have a great day! Prom in TWO DAYS
Today: Greg and Sarah talk more about what they are going to do for the Prom this Friday (!!!), going through old lyrics and dear lord why did we decide to do this, the drunk pilots of Sarah's nightmares, Pokemon Go arrest, maroon pantaloons, huffing propane, Russian Olympics, Brewer's Cup Cornhole Tournament!, and get your tickets now to the Prom!
Today: Greg leaves a passive-aggressive note in our building and unknowingly has taken Sarah's advice, our pal Art Santana joined us to talk about tonight's Hecklevision happening at the Hollywood Theatre (get tickets here!) featuring the movie Last Action Hero, obsession with Pokemon Go, one number off, secrets in a shopping bag, and the Listener Party is in four days!!
Today: Greg shares a truly embarassing story about how he 100% absolutely does not know how to talk to women, Prom night is coming up and we are so very excited, Pokemom is an idiot, end of the world is coming, accidentally damaging a work of art, we say goodbye to Deflate-gate, and more - have a great weekend and ONE WEEK TILL PROM!
Today: It's both National Macaroni & Cheese day and Hot Dog Day and Sarah was really excited but then she overdid it, samples galore and Greg's brilliant new business plan, gimp room saran wrap, don't eat that, don't break into a zoo to get a Pokemon, caught cheating via app, Brewer's Cup & Prom happening next weekend - we are so excited! Have a great day!
Today: We are excited because we were voted in Willamette Week's Readers Poll as Portland's Best Local Podcast - woo! Sarah gives an acceptance speech, don't call the cops on yourself, mashed potato riot, God made me guy a mansion, Pokemon No, and the history of the magical (gross) elixer of life called Zima - cornhole sign-ups are up, Prom tickets on sale - let's do this!
Today: Greg has a very peculiar habit and he decides to let the world know, Sarah and the prom committee party, don't play with your zipper in front of an eagle, meat-filled purse, don't close your eyes to pray while driving, fish bras are all the rage, the Olympics are looking more and more like the WORST IDEA EVER, and more - have a wonderful day all!
Today: Greg wants to buy a security camera because somebody is coming into his backyard, the giftbags (sigh), get your tickets to the Prom to show you love us, all Pokemon Go all the time, be careful when you're wandering around not paying attention, finding a dead body, are drones cheating, Tim Duncan retires, and more - have a wonderful afternoon friends!
Today: The Listener Party is TWO WEEKS FROM TODAY so of course Greg and Sarah argue over who is putting together the 90s playlist, Greg and the bad pictures, Sarah and the embarrassing poetry, don't do running of the bulls, expensive grapes, destruction of a mansion, and a brand-new Squatch watch! Have a great day and SNAG YOUR PROM TICKET NOW!