Today: Greg and the tale of the dog-whispering, going on a man date to a fancy wine bar, women are not impressed with dog bites, Kari Canadian in-studio, a part of Elvis is for sale, Elf on a Shelf is creepy and drunk, woman can't get over her love of Santa Claus  - FORTY-FOUR YEARS LATER, happy ball talk, thanks for the presents, and more - have a great day!