Today: Greg purchased the largest sandwich in the history of sandwiches and cares a bit too deeply for it, bow staff fighting and walking on stilts, stand-up marriage jokes are terrible, Octopuses are aliens, don't dress up like a bear and chase actual bears, People Beaters, underground treasure-hunting metal-detecting band of riff raff, E.T. Brady, & have a good weekend!
Today: Sarah gives Greg a metal detector for his birthday and it's everything he's ever wanted, has Greg fully transformed into the 'old man', Beach weekend adventures and pillow fights (no), Treasure Hunter Clubs, lingo and can slaw, Dustin Diamond heading to jail, don't pee in the mall, don't make eye contact with your neighbors through the window, and have a great weekend!