Today: Greg got a photo radar speeding ticket and it is the greatest picture that Sarah has ever seen, what constitutes a 'bad boy', is this the downfall of Greg, prison Greg and a shaved head, a review of 'Nightmare at Nibler's' courtesy of Cemetery Dance!, Jesus is never going to pay for you seafood buffet tab, affection for poultry, Next Adventure, and congratulations to Chris who won a pair of passes to Project Pabst happening this weekend!