Today: Greg decides to pretend to ruin something for Sarah by telling her a fake spoiler about the show she's watching and it makes her mad, wooden glasses and an electric guitar without an amp, Portlandia come to life, Pizza box made of pizza, angry chicken wings, Belly Button Beer, meddling time-traveler slash future President, and have a wonderful weekend all!
Today: Sarah worked the fancy private party and it was absolutely the complete opposite of an Eyes Wide Shut party, Crown Royal is the chosen drink, and Sarah is the hired help. We also interviewed Jen Kirkman (who will be at the Hollywood Theatre this weekend!) about coming to Portland, her new book, and more! Also today - kleptomaniac Mayor, chicken shells and rings, Spokane smashed bottles, message on a potato, new sports Lifetime movie, and have a great day!
Today: Sarah worked a strange event this weekend, what it's like to be a fly on the wall, can I have a glass of water please?, a lady goes on Maury Povich and looks just like a Presidential Candidate, Florida with trees, Bushbaby for a prostitute, Tom Brady's Deflate-gate is back, NBA Play-offs tonight, and announcement tomorrow - have a great day!
Today: Sarah is super duper excited because she found her new favorite bad good movie of all time, the worst plot that has ever existed, Greg and the battle of the shed, what is living in there?, smelly spray, drunken woman bull, always do a background check, NBA play-offs are happening, and more - have a great afternoon!
Today: Greg opens up about an issue that really bothers him, why does that in fact exist, world's first 'selfie' bench exists and it's ridiculous, drone-peepin, you can find $70,000 on the beach, Greg's spirit animal infiltrates a Walmart, a good-bye letter leaving a job, and more - have a great weekend all!
Today: Greg and the Great Burrito Olympics, he is the winner and does not see it as a good thing, Sarah's cover for Cemetery Dance Magazine came out yesterday and she's super duper excited about it, Greg in the NBA, underwear-stealing cat, how much is too much, potato chip soda, salami in pants, Easter Bunny fight, bet update, and more - ANNOUNCEMENT: Next Listener Party will be FRIDAY, JULY 22ND!! Have a great day all!
Today: Happy first show of 2016! Today we chatted about what we were up to during our break, Greg and his Mexico trip, massages and beers, fake fronts for prostitute houses, why won't the water work?, love you David Bowie, Labyrinth, no pants ride, don't kiss a snake, bedbug fire, Walmart Proposal, Taco diet, predictions, birthdays, and more - have a great afternoon all, we missed you!
Today: Greg is permanently mentally scarred by something that happened this morning, pain and discombobulation, Doug & Kenda's wedding re-cap, officiating the ceremony, biker bar record screech, a wizard and his gorillas, shooting loved ones to the moon, dog DUI, Rihanna's not having it, goring, trophies for everyone, and more - have a great day!
Today: Shirtless Greg running around in his yard with a hose - is he the new meth neighbor? Also today - stung by a bee, Project Pabst ticket give-away (listen for details!), Portland gets new decorations, I just like pigs, Taco Bell has wi-fi?, woman crashes into fish truck, Squatch Watch, Damian Lillard is apparently a rapper, an angry man is very very angry at Deandre Jordan, and have a fantastic afternoon!
Today: Sarah and is she too old to go to a Taylor Swift concert, what is the demo, Greg and the dream birthday present, chest hair and Trans Ams, undercover cops strip club vendetta, mistaken identity, don't drunkenly pretend to be a police officer, pepper spray for burritos, is NHL coming to Portland, game four is tonight, and have a wonderful afternoon everyone!