Today: Sarah's niece has a new nickname for her, eating contests and how would we do, always trust your barbur, don't call 911 over the size of your crabs, you can get paid to be a mermaid, a mans fear of a Taz toupee, new Ball Talk music search, and we'll both be on the Portland Mercury's I, Anonymous panel next Wednesday - pick up your tickets today! Thanks for listening & have a great evening!