Today: Sarah and her weird eye twitch, recap of the Portland's Funniest Person contest last night (congrats to Amy Miller!), cheating with an object, bears have gained awareness and are fighting back, A Florida Woman, Charlene forgets about us, and Greg reads an amazing passage from A Gronking to Remember - and it's super gross. Have a great day!
Today: Greg and the uncomfortable encounter at the store, how much toilet paper is too much toilet paper, always pay attention to the Warning: Alligator signs, a balloon chair and an ambitious man, blue eyes and alcohol, a man will pay $10,000 for a girlfriend, and our friend (and wonderful sponsor) Anton joined us to talk about their amazing store Asylum, as well as modern furniture and more- have a great day!
Today: Sarah and Greg are back from the Fourth of July weekend, going to Corbett and it is a magical place, small-town parades and karate moves, St. Paul Rodeo and the battle of the fan, did anyone leave with X's on their hands?, don't put a firework on your head, like, ever, Kurt Braunohler and the Giant Butt touring the country, boy with a tail is monkey god, very specific dating website, big changes for the Blazers, Joey Chestnut is no longer the hotdog champ, and have a great afternoon all!
Today: It's Greg's 38th birthday! We wish him a happy, and talk about all of the things that have happened in his old age, and what he was learned (not much) - also today: the robot uprising has begun, logging is back and gross, don't hire a 'dentist' to come to your house to pull your teeth, "A Concerned Mother", the saga of Lamarcus continues, and have a fantastic 4th of July weekend!
Today: Greg is approaching his 39th year, what advice would he give to someone in their 20s, adult juice boxes and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, Tinder for dogs, never let a model fly a plane, the pirate didn't do anything wrong, man tries desperately (not Greg) to become Superman, big changes for the Portland Trail Blazers, and more - have a great afternoon all!
Today: Greg has had a realization about something about himself, are dark shorts the solution to the problem, Next Door app is for busybodies and apparently Greg Nibler, Sarah has no interest in participating, weird neighbor, this is not a Disney movie, mud run goes bad, don't cut a cake cut a fish, don't eat your (or other peoples) hair, bye Lamarcus?, and have a great afternoon!
Today: Today starts Greg's birthday week and he's got some thoughts about it, no such thing as a Birthday Week, Secret PeeWee shirt gift, Metal Detector man at the beach, Chip Party, Aliens (might) exist, don't mess with a beaver dam, Florida Man Mr. Oranges, Shabani the Hunky Gorilla, Timbers win, Women's World Cup, Bike Gallery, and have a great Monday!
Today: Sarah gives Greg a metal detector for his birthday and it's everything he's ever wanted, has Greg fully transformed into the 'old man', Beach weekend adventures and pillow fights (no), Treasure Hunter Clubs, lingo and can slaw, Dustin Diamond heading to jail, don't pee in the mall, don't make eye contact with your neighbors through the window, and have a great weekend!
Today: Greg went to a class and met the most amazing woman, when was liquor invented, Sarah and her first day at Big-Ass Sandwiches, you don't want to know why your eyes are red, man thinks he's Superman - with a catch, Port St. Lucie woman and a pencil, match made in heaven, "The Watcher", Batum is gone and more changes are to come, and have a great afternoon all!
Today: Sarah has a doppelganger running around Portland and apparently she's rude, the tale of the $1 tip on the $89 tab, what to do in that situation, Puffy Daddy & Little Daddy, underground old-meat market in China, goat beauty pageant, toad-licking in Indiana, and Sarah gives her review of Lifetime's new movie A DEADLY ADOPTION. Thanks for listening, have a great afternoon!