Today: Sarah is going to an audition and she has no idea what to do, Greg thoroughly scares her and now she is terrified for said audition, Squatches are moving to California, conspiracy theorists might have lower intelligence, Port St. Lucie woman, when angry squirrels attack, don't do meth, Greg's predictions, and more - have a great weekend!
Today: Greg and his fancy feast made for a King might not actually be that fancy, sparkly water and cans of soup, anniversary of the best episode of Saved by the Bell ever, auction for Kurt Cobain's dirty sweater, gum wall is going to be no more, a new special kind of bag, an educational Squatch Watch, and more - have a great day!
Today: Greg and the grown-up sweater, what is a grown-up sweater, Sarah and her children's press-on nails, what happens when you lose one, Taco cart and hot sauce, Texas means crazy in Norwegian, Meat Loaf = dog rescuer, don't leave your name in the guest book if you are going to rob the place, dropping your phone and what would you do, Squatch watch, and more - have a great day!
Today: Greg is back from camping and he's mostly in one piece, Sarah and the million bug bites, getting rid of things and downsizing, Adult Sarah, Sexy Donald Trump Halloween costume (no), selfie spoon, don't lie to your mistress for five years and expect it to end well, Black Mirror, Greg's predictions, and a new Squatch Watch!
Today: Greg and Sarah are off to Seattle for the weekend, Seafair and riding the train, the return of Larry Amtrak (aka Larry Ahmtrahk) and his dealing with the commoners, pretending that you are famous, Greg is unbearable, Dr. Tom Tom on the loose, beaten with a meat tenderizer, is a hot dog a sandwich, Russell Wilson, Squatch Watch, and have a fantastic weekend everyone!
Today: It's national Hot Dog day and Sarah is very excited, what makes a good hot dog, lots more about hot dogs, I've never written the word hot dog so much, hot dog. Also today - a new close-to-home Squatch Watch, plus hiding under a bed, possessed cellphones, check for background mirrors when you post a photo, Sarah does a Lifetime Movie re-cap, and have a great day!
Today: Shirtless Greg running around in his yard with a hose - is he the new meth neighbor? Also today - stung by a bee, Project Pabst ticket give-away (listen for details!), Portland gets new decorations, I just like pigs, Taco Bell has wi-fi?, woman crashes into fish truck, Squatch Watch, Damian Lillard is apparently a rapper, an angry man is very very angry at Deandre Jordan, and have a fantastic afternoon!
Today: Sarah saw something weird outside of her apartment building, Country PI, Grumpy PI, burnt paper towels & little girl's clothes, Florida man on a log, don't get surgery in a basement, Florida woman claims to be vampire, Hooters employee donates kidney, Sarah gets an exciting art opportunity, Squatch Watch, FIFA is going down, and have a great afternoon friends!
Today: The Country PI is on the case of the posted signs, smoking out the Airbnb apartment, where will Sarah live?, Greg and his banker attire, "Serial Stowaway", baby with babies, shaving your face could be good for you, escaped Brazilian inmates thwart wardens with sexy time, Squatch Watch, and more - have a great afternoon!
Today: Greg and Sarah have a deep discussion (not really) about the likeability of Jennifer Aniston, Greg and the murder dream, weird noises and haunted houses, glitter story update, In Dog We Trust, pantsless dancing in Florida, Jasmine Tridevil tries to sing, foreign squatches, Landmark Saloon & more - have a great day!