Today: Dark Net is a thing, Operation Hot Summer and how it's going, Sarah knows WAY too much as an adult woman about New Kids On The Block, Johnny Football, corndog spill on a highway, corndogs are delicious, don't rob the same shoe store twice, don't swallow a fork on a bet, swimming in cheese, and more - thanks for listening, and congratulations to Gabrielle for winning our best/worst picture contest - you get new wonderful pictures & styling courtesy of D. Leonidas Photography & Amanda Fox Styles MUA!

Winning Picture!

Today: Sarah spilled coffee due to an old lady injury, you can't rename your band after someone else's band, ONYX, Greg Rooney and his thoughts (it's GOLD, Jerry!), Jay Z and age-fibbing, woman gets much surgery to try and look like a blow-up doll, 'Anti-social Network', toe-sucker has been caught, thank goodness for thick denim and more - have a great day!

GUESTS: Jed & Clint, PORTLAND BEARDSMEN

Today: How expired is too expired for yogurt?, Oil-pulling and what the heck is it, Tournament of Champions and Sarah's bracket is totally screwed, toe-sucking in Walmart, pretending to be a cop for free breakfast, fire over McFlurry, Dr. Science, and the Portland Beardsmen (Jedediah & Clint) joined us to talk Portlandia, beard contests, lady beards and more! Have a great weekend!

GUEST: TODD ARMSTRONG

Today: Sarah is working a Speed-Dating event tonight at her bar and tries to convince Greg to do it, Questionnaire on how to speed date, Greg is terrible at it, Tournament of Champions deadline is tomorrow morning - sign up now!, and Todd Armstrong joined us to talk kombucha, tattoos, Permanent Comedy & more!