Today: Greg is going to take a test to figure out if he's Italian because he desperately wants to be (he's not), Sarah recounts her experience last night at the Portland Protests, what it's like actually being out there vs. what you see/hear on TV, make money from your child's lemonade stand, Church of Satan money, you can't actually hire a hitman online, and more - have a great day friends, we love you and are grateful for you!